Okay so my roller coaster has been a wild ride with mom- but as all things do with the parents we love and care for- I am back to enjoyable times. Though I would share a funny moment and would love a smile from one of yours- mom called me this morning early, in a panic- "I need you to come and change my sheets and wash them because I coughed in the middle of the night and spit my false teeth out- I can't find them anywhere!" Okay, mom, why do your sheets need washed? "Oh, sorry, when I coughed I also wet myself- and don't forget to go by the store and buy me some denture cream!"
Now my new hobby is to watch TV with my grandmother! I'm glad we can still laugh about it even though sometimes it can be frustrating.
Mum are you going to have a shower?
Not tonight I am too tired
Erm its not night Mum
Well afternoon then and no I am too tired
Mum it is morning - but if you're too tired that's ok perhaps we can get you in the shower this afternoon.... yes?
When are you going to get my supper?
Its morning Mum not evening would you like some crackers and cheese and a cup of coffee?
I know its morning and why would I want coffee cheese and biscuits Ive only just had breakfast. I am sat here waiting for you to shower me
Well you need to get up and go to the bathroom then Mum
Im too tired why can't you shower me here are you totally stupid
Well one of us is Mum.....
10.37 Help
Oh god no what now - there was no noise, no fall so I wander into Mums long then her ensuite and...
Mum is sat in the tiny shower (we have 2 and hers is huge) and stuck there
What are you doing Mum
You've shrunk the shower - you're trying to kill me
Now is there any point in answering? Nope
Dad said "Oh, is Donald Rickles on again"..... oops, Dad actually meant Donald Trump but I knew what he meant :)
[For those on the forum who are fairly young, you will need to Google Don Rickles]
his mother wouldnt miss an episode of " finding bigfoot " . one day he was visiting and of course mom was speculating at length about " bigfoot " . my friends weary dad looked at him and solemnly told him he sure wished theyd find that sob ..
idda thrown the tv thru a window . evidently his dad wasnt that assertive .