I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was.
the jokes make me crack up, too!
sometimes i’m laughing as i’m typing them!
🙂🙂🙂
not sleeping at night.
I love the one about people thinking that I go out of my way to pi$$ them off, and that it's really no problem, hee hee.
I enjoy your jokes and some give me my only laugh-out-loud of the day, unless Frieda is being particularly cute in her dogginess!
Not me! But congratulations to someone out there!
Just sold my homing pigeon on ebay for the 22nd time.
The 3 stages of life:
1. Wanting stuff
2. Accumulating stuff
3. Getting rid of stuff
because there’s no way I can keep it up.
Park elsewhere.
Thanks for sharing these. My favorite today is
Instead of a sign that says “do not disturb”,
I need one that says “already disturbed, proceed with caution”.
Yes
It would get even better if some of them choked on it.
I need one that says “already disturbed, proceed with caution”.
"I'll pray for you."
"Go be dumb by yourself."
"I'm sorry your teachers failed you."
"That sounds like a 'you' problem."
"You should carry a plant around with you and constantly apologize to it for wasting the oxygen it is creating."
"That's a lot of sh*** you're talking for someone in stabbing distance."
"The brain named itself."