I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
A kitty with a cold!
Look for fresh prints.
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate!
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
:)
They both circle Uranus and search for clingons.
:)
The next thing you know someone wil develope a study that says smoking weed causes memory loss.
When he has a wife, a girl friend and a car payment and they are all three months late.
You get to make new friends every day
"Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room?"
Yes, that zoom noise was my hair being cut close to the scalp on top of my air head. Derhuh!
Its just that some of US are lacking the film.
:)