I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
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Based on there scent choices, it’s obvious nobody at the company has ever been a caregiver. I would gladly take ‘sour pickles’ over ‘potty chair parfait’ any day. What are some of your Stinky Candle scent suggestions?
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I like the history, old songs, old movies until I watch them. lol.
I of course, looked all that up last night. Ended up laughing to Johnny Carson with guest Robin Williams. The game shows were a riot, there were so many that I had forgotten even existed.
Remember Richard Dawson on The Match Game? So cute! He was a good player.
Years later, he hosted Feud and kissed all the women UNTIL he kissed one that he found chemistry with and he married her. After his marriage he stopped kissing the ladies! Hahaha, he went overboard with the kissing business but hey, he found a wife!
I am starting to worry about how isolated I have been, living here the past 15 years, with no T.V. but Roku.
That's okay though, I get the feeling Family Feud goes much like the forum 'family' of caregivers lately. We will all be okay! There is always u-tube!
Richard Dawson!
"Name something that dries up once it's old."
Bread???
She says, thanks so much, i really needed to hear that. By the way, i lost my contacts. Who are you?
The other person says, I am your Uber driver, I'm outside.
Children left unattended will be
given chocolate and an Espresso
and promised a Puppy
At the 1st facility, adults pass the time on iphones, watching games, Dr. Phil, or soap operas on TV, or trying to contain young children. Pretty much adult shows. This facility lets life go on, unrestrained and unrehearsed.
1st facility has rules - no smoking, hoodies, proper attire, running, screaming etc. but does not follow through.
The more conservative of the 2 facilities has tried to make it more kid-friendly. A few toys, children's magazines, and just kiddie shows on TV.
This second facility has also posted on the wall and below the TV screen:
CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS
I really do love Family Feud! Since your husband would ‘ghost’ not show up, could I fill in for him? LOL
You could pick, I won’t be picky. I could be your sister, cousin, an in-law. 😂
I play pretty well at home. I love playing along with the family while watching it in television. I will give ALL winning answers!
That is not a political statement, is it?
Will I be in trouble for not saying SF 49ers, when I live in California?
I am so confused.
Great responses! Thanks. I needed the chuckle 😂
They would say they are coming, but not.
The show hosts would have to go find my hubs. as he would be ghosting. He would be there, but really NOT, ya know?
I watch game show network as mindless entertainment at times. I have my favorites. Who doesn’t love Steve Harvey in Family Feud?
Occasionally, I crack up thinking about what a nightmare it would be if I did an episode of Feud with my crazy dysfunctional family. Hahaha
😂 !
Geeeez, my brother would somehow turn the answer into a political debate! My other brother would be drinking a beer and just acting stupid. My mom would be complaining about everything!
My SIL who is married to my nutcase brother has a masters degree in psychology! Go figure! She doesn’t have a job in that field and she wasted money getting an education in psychology only to become wife number 4 to him! Does is get any crazier than that? Now is that funny or completely pathetic? 😂
No telling what Harvey would have to say about the neurotic people in my family.
I do love Family Feud. It would have to be myself, hubby, two daughters and my nephew who is the exact opposite of my brother. He’s a wonderful guy.
What would your family act like on Family Feud? I know somebody’s momma would try to be the host of the show, right? They all think they are still the boss! 😂
My all-time favourite was Mr Burns's: "... it's the greatest breakthrough in industrial relations since the cat-o'-nine-tails!"
Homer: You wouldn't understand, Dad, you're not with it!
Grampa: I was with it once! And then they changed what it was! And now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me! And it'll happen to you!
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Grampa: (his medication) The pink ones stop you from screaming!
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Homer: Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson, Lisa: never help anyone.
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
He says, "My mother died last week. What is making you depressed?'
"Mine didn't."
She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them."
'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
"Well, we have them, and you could have."
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"
"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't!"
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."