I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
“I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets?”
“Pardon me?”
“I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets?”
“You didn’t think we gave pretty girls tickets? You’re absolutely right. We don’t. Sign here.”
-Reddit
”If you think toilet paper is bad, just wait until 300 million people want a
hair appointment for the same day”.
Sometimes I will ask my husband if there is anything he feels like for dinner, I am looking for ideas and he will say, surprise me!
So I serve nothing and say surprise, no dinner!
He doesn't think it is as funny as I do😁
He could travel anywhere.
He could shelter in place.
He could buy off Hollywood.
He could buy off politicians.
But he could never buy clean hands.
1. Cans of fruit are generally larger than cans of vegetables and
2. They bought way too many cans of beans."
-Reddit
If all of their customers do indeed schedule an appointment, that hairdresser will have a big fat full order book to show her/his bank when negotiating a short-term loan.
Since we don't know when we'll be allowed back to the salons, customers could buy a ticket and then be contacted in ticket number order when it's time to confirm bookings.
Gas money too.
Restaurant and coffee shops.
What else?
Wait, what are we spending more on? I can’t think of anything at the moment.
A good friend of mine from high school thinks if this goes on much longer that she'll be able to sit on her long hair again like she could back then. That's a lot of hair and it was beautiful!
Snoopy: "Yes, but on all the other days we will not".
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* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
* I need to practice social distancing - from the refrigerator
* Still haven't decided where to go for Easter -- The Living Room or The Bedroom
* PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit.
Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
* Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it
cleans the toilet.
* Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
My elderly neighbor has told me that she walks into a room and forgets what she went in there for so she walks away. As soon as she gets back to the other room she remembers and has to walk back to retrieve it.
Or she says she is cooking and will open the fridge for an ingredient and forget what she needed. Hahaha
"I was jogging late at night. A guy reached out his hand in front of me as I passed. I high-fived him.... Turns out he was hailing a taxi."
- Reddit ?
Thanks for sharing!
LVG Living Room
KIT Kitchen
BTH Bathroom
MBR Master Bedroom
PAT Patio
BAL Balcony
HOFC Home Office
MC Man Cave
BKY Backyard
Enjoy your trip!!!
So cute!
Enjoy!
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