I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Repent and return those library books!
I was having a window visit with my dad at his nursing home yesterday. His aide sets him up with a phone. Dad is 90 with moderate dementia. I’m trying to make conversation, the weather, filling your bird feeders etc. I asked dad what was going on in there. He said “Oh not much. But there’s some guy just outside the window. Don’t know who in the hell he is”.
Sorry, on the Amazon website, I forgot to click "Send", Lol.
We did go to pick up a grocery 'pantry pack' that had both chicken and eggs in the pre-selected bags. I am finding this the most reasonable way to shop safely, as you pre-order and pre-pay online, then the restaurant puts it in your trunk. $40-
This restaurant was called Lazy Dog, but there are many other restaurants doing the same, and getting creative! A pizza nite, a backyard barbeque pack, you cook it yourself.
What came first the Chicken or the egg?
(this is for your post on April 21)
We have been buying our own grocery bags and bringing them into stores for a long time now. Actually have quite a collection.
The new requirement is that we cannot bring in our own bags anymore!
That was funny even though.
She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: "'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am".
The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude".
"You must be a technician." said the balloonist.
"I am" replied the man "how did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip with your talk."
The man below responded, "You must be in management".
"I am" replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the man "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!!!
1 I'm using my time at home to deep clean, bond with my family, and take some online classes
2 I just at a whole carrot cake with my fingers...
*If that's on here already, don't throw a rock at me. :) lil
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Repaint and grin no more....