I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
One of the Trump campaign sites has a funny 404 page (the error message page displayed when an invalid sub-page URL is used on a valid domain). Instead of a simple "this link is invalid message" it displays a photo of a confused looking Biden and the text "You seem to be as lost as I am."
A. A weasel is weasily distinguishable while a stoat is stoatally different!
Heee heheehee (...insert painful groan here ;-)
I got the Ring and I love it! You can get the Ring doorbell or/and Ring floodlight both has cameras. The Ring doorbell is what we have it was around 100 bucks and it's 3 dollars a month to keep the video! You just download the app on your phone and whoever else phone.
Just a thought!
I was so thrilled with my appearance that I said I wanted to wear it right then and there. So I was happily checking myself out in the store windows as we walked past and realized that it really looked kind of ridiculous. Then I noticed it was sliding off my head too and I really looked like an ass so I pulled it off in disgust.
Now I know what they mean by buyers remorse. It was not cheap either. Live and learn.
Well one day, she made another server mad and they were pushing and yelling at each other in the middle of the bar and as the hot stuff was walking away she turned around to say something to the other girl and as she was speaking she was moving her head around and her hair fell off. I guess the wig was not tight enough because it fell off and landed on a customer's lap. Let's say that poor girl never came back to work!
A belly button! 😜
(insert painful groan here)
A local museum in County Durham, England, displayed a Roman coin minted `between AD135 and AD138’. A 9 year old school girl pointed out that ‘it was in fact a plastic token given away free by a soft drinks firm in exchange for bottle labels’. Asked to explain, she said ‘I knew because the firm’s trademark was printed on the back’. The ‘coin’ was designed as a Roman replica, but the ‘R’ on the back stood for ‘Robinsons’, the soft drink firm, not ‘Roma’. Whoops!
I tried to like my own post.
LMMO = Laughing my mask off.
LMFMO = Laughing my f mask off.
??? What's leftover wine???
His Mum will get it 😁. She likes a glass but only with company - must be getting very dry these days...
https://www.countryliving.com/life/a32196101/funny-face-mask-tutorial/
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in awhile.