I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
"My brain cells will die
if I have to talk to you."
“I don't care if we don't talk. Your existence still irritates me."
“Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.”
Sincerely,
Your intuition
but deep down
I don't remember
any of my passwords.
Me: It's a surprise.
1. Get finances in order
2. Get finances
I think it's about time I had unlimited money.
“I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.”
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
"I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I can't decide what I want and I don't want to be stuck with one I'm just going to grow to hate and have to have surgically removed later."
"A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy, but they prefer to watch you die."
“When people say ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?”
I got a text last night from a friend that said. Wow, 911 is on 9/11 this year.
In her defense she had a brain injury years ago from a bad car accident
you haven’t been diagnosed yet.
thank you think.
but I have questionable morals.
I want an explanation.
if you need any.
every book you read is a remix.
🙂
I check up on people I hate
to make sure I still hate them.
It's much more important than that.
The beginning of a long, long friendship.
🙂