I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
You were clearly thrown at a wall.
but we live here.
For example, I’m not afraid of rough cookie dough.
to my age. I did not use it.
I've never had a problem
that I couldn't make worse.
I should probably be in jail.
You'll all be sorry
when I figure out how to breathe fire.
but I turned myself around.
Have you ever been on a date and thought,
dying alone doesn't sound that bad?
The path to inner peace begins with 3 words:
not my problem.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
2 pm — but not today
--But doctor, my name isn't David...
--I know. I am David.
2017: didn't jog
2018: didn't jog
2019: didn't jog
2020: didn't jog
2021: didn't jog
2022: didn't jog
2023: didn't jog
2024: still haven't jogged
This is a running joke.
if you just refrain from killing them?
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
I like 6 of you.
If they come back, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Banana.
is childish.
Be an adult and hit them with your car.
unless it's dark. Then you're going first.
and about 400-600 dogs on the internet that I've never met.
"I'd like people more
if they were cats instead."
that it wants to do.
For sale, barely used.