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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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Wish list:
peace of mind.
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I don't hate you,
I'm just simply not excited about your existence.
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I'm in a really good place spiritually.
So please f---- off.
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😇😇😇
I hug people that I hate,
so that I know how big to dig the hole in my backyard.
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Dogs can be our best friends,
but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.
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😉 To truly find yourself, you should play hide & seek alone.
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noticed a typo down there.

i meant to write:
😇💪🏻 We’re all brave in our own way.

For example, I’m not afraid of RAW cookie dough.

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since i'm on the cookie topic anyway, here are some more:

What do you call a smart cookie? Academia nut.

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Tough cookies stick together.
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😇 I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be grateful for that.
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😳 You haven’t known fear until
you’ve tried on a too-small dress and thought you were stuck in it forever.
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Some babies were dropped on their heads.
You were clearly thrown at a wall.
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🙃 Sorry about the mess
but we live here.
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😇💪🏻 We’re all brave in our own way.

For example, I’m not afraid of rough cookie dough.
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😉 Few of us could bear to have ourselves for neighbours.
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I’m not adding this year 2024
to my age. I did not use it.
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I've never had a problem
that I couldn't make worse.
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🙄 If it's the thought that counts,
I should probably be in jail.
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Maybe the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about!
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You'll all be sorry
when I figure out how to breathe fire.
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I was addicted to the hokey-pokey
but I turned myself around.
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🙄 Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life when they realize they’re stupid?
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🤷‍♀️ Today’s generation will never get to know the satisfaction of slamming down the phone during an angry hang-up.
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Have you ever been on a date and thought,
dying alone doesn't sound that bad?
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The path to inner peace begins with 3 words:
not my problem.
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I'm awake.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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10 am — anything is possible
2 pm — but not today
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😳 I burn most of my calories by rolling my eyes.
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--Relax David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic.

--But doctor, my name isn't David...

--I know. I am David.
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2016: didn't jog
2017: didn't jog
2018: didn't jog
2019: didn't jog
2020: didn't jog
2021: didn't jog
2022: didn't jog
2023: didn't jog
2024: still haven't jogged

This is a running joke.
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Does it count as saving someone's life
if you just refrain from killing them?
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I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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