Hardly anyone posts on our ‘jokes for the caregiver’ thread anymore.
I find value in comic relief and enjoy a quirky sense of humor!
Please share your favorite humorous ‘senior’ quotes. All other quotes are welcome too, something meaningful or inspirational for all of us to read.
What can be done with paperwork, can be undone with more paperwork.
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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Helps me everyday to remember what others think doesn't matter
He also frequently told me “one thing I’ve learned, you come into this world using diapers, and if you live long enough, you leave this world using diapers”
And his all time great—he often related how poor his family was when he was growing up during the Great Depression. He’d say “we were so poor I only got one thing for Christmas, a pair of overalls with a hole cut in the pocket. That way I got something to wear and something to play with”🤭🤗
I sure miss him….
My dad only got an orange for Christmas. One year my uncle got a whistle and he got punished for blowing it! The good old days weren’t always so good.
My dad would always say that God helps those who help themselves. My sarcastic brother would respond with, “Well, then why do I need God?” Daddy would just shake his head and tell him, “God is always there for you, but He wants you to do your best.”
Years later my brother told my dad that God helps people who don’t help themselves. My dad said, “Yes, sometimes He does.” Lord knows that my brother was like a cat with 9 lives. Someone must’ve been looking out for him.
I miss my dad too, daughter. He was a kind soul.
- George Burns
-A. A. Milne
-Carl Jung
Johnny cash
My dad's favorite singer , he played his song on his guitar, bango , fiddle, almost every day
He said "How old Cary Grant".
Mr Grant replied "Old Cary Grant fine. How you?"
After Cash died, his kids found a notebook containing tons of songs that he was writing and didn’t get to record. He was continually writing music. They took those songs and recorded them, so sweet.
Your grandmother sounds adorable! My grandma was cute too.
-Abraham Lincoln
Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been.
-David Bowie
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you have to start young.
-Theodore Roosevelt
The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.
-Frank Lloyd Wright
I don't care if my kids are doctors or garbage collectors, as long as they are happy, it's all that matters to me
Grandma Moses.
Lennon has always been my favorite Beatle! I do love Paul and George too. Ringo, eh…He is smart enough to know to surround himself with very talented people!
The Beatles came to New Orleans when I was nine years old. The performance was at City Park and tickets were $4.00!
I begged my mom to go because I had seen them on The Ed Sullivan Show.
Mom told me that she didn’t want to go and be surrounded by all of the screaming girls. I said, but Mom, I want to be one of those screaming girls! LOL 😆 I didn’t get to go! 😞
Thanks for the Johnny cash info, I'll definitely look that up. Mom will love it to. Give us something more to talk about, somedays not a of subject to say.
I saw Johnny cash at Saratoga race track, probably around 10.
You’re welcome. Cash was cool. I bet he was fun to see in concert.
George burns
Monty Python
Maya Angelou
I really like this one and all her quotes
-Abraham Lincoln
The greatest glory in living lies not in ever falling, but in rising every time we fall.
-Nelson Mandela
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-Elenor Roosevelt
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I learn. Involve me and I learn.
-Benjamin Franklin
Never let the fear of striking out prevent you from playing the game.
-Babe Ruth
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.
-Helen Keller
Few things can help an individual more than to place responsibility on him and to let him know that you trust him.
-Booker T. Washington
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you don’t stop.
-Confucius
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
-Dalai Lama
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
-Lao Tzu
Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-James Baldwin
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Dr. Seuss
Bette Davis to Johny Carson
My courage arises at every attempt to intimidate me.
-Jane Austin
and I’ve never let it keep me from doing a single thing I wanted to do
-Georgia O’Keeffe
-Ruth Bader Ginsburg