Although a lot of us are working 24/7.....can we have a forum tonight to chat about anything BUT caregiving? Tell a joke,reminisce about our misspent youth,talk about what we cooked for dinner,make fun of Kim and Kanye's stupid baby name?????
I declare HAPPY HOUR!
Hey Christina come back tomorrow with the Cheetos and fill us in on your singing gig ;-).
Great idea BoniChak!! My mom is gone but left me a big legal mess which had me boo-hooing all day. Thanks, I needed this.
I will only get the little ones from now on...less therapy, maybe!
So Yankees are just shy???!?
OMG. I had no idea. Thanks for informing us. I have misjudged many people but I will not do it anymore!
Jinx - Boston rocks! I grew up in Belmont (NOT the snobby part), hubby's from Ah-lingon. Worked at the Harvard Coop all through high school.
Christina - how did your singing go last night? And where are you with those Cheetos??
I had to quit looking into mirrors.
The other day I was looking into the mirror and the sun was coming in just right and backlighting the side of my face.
Apparently I now have to shave.
The whole nose hair thing has sneaked up on me as well. I got closer and my nostrils looked like the bottoms of mushrooms.
I couldn't find my tweezers so I spent the next hour trying to bring it under control with needle nosed pliars.
*sigh*
lovbob
a homeless man living under a bridge hears a woman up top of the bridge muttering incoherantly one evening. the guy goes up and asked the disraught woman what was going on. " im going to jump off this bridge "she exclaims. " would you have sex with me first " the homeless man asked ? " hell no, the lady exclaimed. " fine, said the homeless man, ill wait till you hit the bottom " .
Sarcasm...
Just one more service I provide
Some people say I have a Bad Attitude
Screw them
If you met my family
You would understand
Poor planning on your part
Does not constitute an Emergency for me
After Monday and Tuesday
Even the calendar says WTF
Never underestimated the power
Of Stupid people in large groups
Inside every older person
Is a younger person
wondering what the hell happened
When in doubt...
mumble
I smile because I have
No idea what's going on
I'm so old I can laugh, cough
pee, sneeze & fart all at the same time
Wine improves with age...
I improve with wine
I have CDO. It's like OCD
but all the letters are in order like they should be
I don't have a short attention span
I just...oooo look a bunny!
Hey Boni, speaking of stupid celebrity baby names remember Moon Unit Zappa?
Bobbie - the old nursery rhyme phrase "not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin" takes on a whole new hideous meaning, eh? I'm seriously considering the purchase of a "NoNo"
The OCD one is going on my face book tonight!
Good ol Frank.
North West my ass.
omg I have to get my face waxed.
I'm sitting here laughing thinking about wtf a NoNo is, then I realize I have Google so now I know what a NoNo is haha. Went on the website and there was a lady zapping some guy's nipple hairs. Nice.
You have to get the special narrow Thermicon™ Tips for Small & Sensitive Areas in order to do your face.
Looks like it would be great on legs but I only have 7 hairs left on both legs.
I do have a Flowbee however, and am very pleased with it.
Got a face wax kit but am nervous to use it. Scared I am going to cook myself. Have only had my face waxed once and I didn't do it.
Not a lot of wax experience.
Had half a bikini wax a long time ago. First side hurt too much so one side was enough and I figured it would match up sooner or later.
I think I am too lazy to get old.
lovbob
I tell my younger friends...the good news is, when you get older, you barely have hair on your legs or pits to shave.
The BAD news is, it's now on your face!
OMG, I'm laughing so hard over the waxing comments....!!!
I got my eyebrows shaped/waxed at a salon once and really liked how it turned out. When the brows started to lose their lovely salon shapeliness I bought a face wax kit at Walmart....I thought, how hard can it be? Of course I'd forgotten all about the soothing balm and damp cool cloths the salon had applied AFTER the wax. Not only did my do-it-yourself attempt yield two uneven and awkwardly shaped eyebrows, they were so puffy and red afterward I looked part Neanderthal! The kit went into the trash. I'll live with my "Brooke Shields: the Early Years" eyebrows....who am I trying to impress anyway?
Wilma! WhooHoo! We're in the same time zone. I'll get my cat and meet you and your cat on the 405! Or the 101. Wherever you are, I'll find you and the margaritas!
where's YaYa, boni, CapnBobbie, CapnHardass! Come on down! 5 hours to go for me! I'm celebrating the completion of a 3 week root canal. CHEERS!!! xoxo ttyl